Benwahwah wrote:Now I do admit that I have lapsed into broken English, sometimes it really is the easiest way to be understood by Thai people. However, I would never speak broken English to a foreigner.
Im LOLing thinking about the convo me and my thai holiday mate had, I was plastered from day drinking but still okay then he starts talking to a MC taxi driver then starts "interpreting" his broken english to the thai (which I obviously understood) back to me;
Oh remember this is the night after I escaped from Galt by literally bribing him to leave me alone (I had to do this in BKK and Pattaya) so Im fucking done with having company and sick of feeling like Ill get killed or jailed.
Him - "we go quick to Nana, if no like we come back your room, do more line, go back nana after midnight, after midnight best time my friend"
Me - "Were not doing lines in my room you stupid cunt, Im not explaining this again" "Ill pay for another room, you book it with your ID"
Him - "Why worry, when you me together no worry, I tell you every time!"
me - "Dont fucken talk to me like that, speak properly"
Him - "Me talk like this or pay him extra (MC Taxi)"
me "I dont give a fuck about paying him shit, stop talking in pigeon english"
You get the picture, I guess you had to be there..
Cool story bro?