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Marketing is terrible

Postby penxv » Fri Sep 21, 2018 5:24 pm

Part of a security shift that I took last night got livestreamed poorly by a local news station.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_ ... om%2F&_rdr

This fridge was supposed to get unlocked remotely after the Browns won but it didn't. The promotion chicks didn't know how to open it. One of them was farting around with the padlock that was there for aesthetic reasons while an army of drunk idiots were yelling "Dilly, dilly" at me. I had to turn the thing around, there was a contraption.

Anyways... it was a bad idea for a lot of reasons.

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Postby Masato » Sat Sep 22, 2018 7:01 pm

LOL hilarious

Just smash it open!!!!

Nothing more dangerous that disappointing a riled up drunken room full of football fans :D

That's you in the red hat, no?

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Postby Masato » Sat Sep 22, 2018 7:26 pm

Video on my end was super choppy btw.

Funny though, thanks for the story

I'm surprised they didn't riot

Are you a bouncer at that place?

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Postby penxv » Sat Sep 22, 2018 7:36 pm

I don't work there regularly but ill get a text sometimes if they know they're going to be swamped.

Football is an insane cult that props up an equally insane education system. It's still nice to see the Browns do well, though.

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Postby Masato » Sat Sep 22, 2018 7:41 pm

what does 'dilly dilly' mean?

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Postby penxv » Sun Sep 23, 2018 7:45 pm

It's from bud light commercials. I don't think it means anything.

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Postby penxv » Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:36 am

Damn.

Browns are going to be interesting this year.

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Postby Megaterio Llamas » Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:44 am

It looks like the camera gives out right before you remove the chain Penxv. I'm glad you were able to free the Bud Light in the end though, those people seemed thirsty :D

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Postby Megaterio Llamas » Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:11 am

Wait a minute. Why are the Browns playing in March?

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Postby penxv » Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:59 am

Megaterio Llamas wrote:It looks like the camera gives out right before you remove the chain Penxv. I'm glad you were able to free the Bud Light in the end though, those people seemed thirsty :D



The news is fucking bullshit.


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