The Legend of DATSIK

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The Legend of DATSIK

Postby Masato » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:40 am

Hey all

The Legend of Datsik is one of the most interesting/crazy stories in all of MMA lore. This is the basic rundown as I have found:
(if anyone can correct any errors it would be appreciated)

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1. Born St Petersburg, Russia 1977.

2. Spent time in the Russian Federal Security Service (FSB)

2. Jailed in Russia for robbing cell phone dealers.

3. Knocks out Andrei Arlovski in his very first pro fight, 22 years old.

4. He claims to not feel pain, and has freakish strength.

5. Continues a string of CRAZY fights, acting alarmingly insane both in and outside the ring/cage.

6. After losing a bunch of fights, a rumor begins saying Datsik was "run over by a train and killed".

7. Datsik is later found alive, and had run away to join some Neo-Nazi group.

8. Datsik is captured and jailed in an insane asylum, in which he has admitted to killing people.

9. Datsik escapes, apparently by tearing a hole in a wire fence with his bare hands, and flees to Oslo.

10. Ran a tattoo shop in Oslo later found to be loaded with illegal weapons, Nazi symbolism, and neighbors who say they would often fight each other naked.

11. Was detained in Norway by his own request - he turned himself in and demanded 'Political Asylum' as being 'Too raw for society".

12. Oslo detainment centre admitted to holding Datsik in solitary confinement for 4 weeks, even though their law dictates a 1 week maximum.

13. Aleksander Emelianenko once called him out, saying he was a sick and dangerous person - Aleks was encouraging the police to lock him up.

14. He claims:
- that Russian Authorities shocked his genitals with electrodes, tortured and kept him naked in a cage for months at a time.
- that he was 'Red Tarzan', & the Son of the Slavic god 'Perun'
- that Jesus was a Mossad Agent

15. Dec 2010, there is a demonstration in Oslo by 'Followers' of Datsik.

16. Datsik asks to be held for the rest of his life, wants to fight MMA again for Norway, not Russia.

17. 2011 he is deported back to Russia.

17. 2011, rumors surfaced that had been killed in a prison fight.

18. Rumors turned out to be false - he is currently in Russian Prison for illegal arms possession.

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Classic HL of crazy shit
(check out the fight at 2:30; Datsik kicks a dude in the balls and then fights the referee):





More HLs;
HEADBUTTS at 4:00 lolol





Datsik fighting a little kid:





Datsik goes crazy again and fights a bunch of referees:





Datsik trying to call out Aleksander Emelianenko:
[youtube]HxoqAYZwHqM&bpctr=1394634070[/youtube]

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Postby Masato » Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:31 pm

Datsik outdoor sparring session:





Some random footage of him more recently (I have no idea wtf he's saying lol):





Datsik in a fucking CAGE with Media mob:





More news footage of Datsik (footage of insane asylum/Datsik being carried off by masked men):









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Postby Fisticuffsmanship » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:16 pm

I'm not sure whether to laugh, be sad, or afraid. That video of him fighting the kid is insane. He fights the kid, then the ref, and the kid comes to the refs defense. Wow.

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Postby Canuckster » Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:13 pm

wheres the arlovski fight? bas rutten is commentating it too, its goddamn epic.


edit** i found it

Do I have to do everything around her for christs sake





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Postby Masato » Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:18 am

^ thanks man

I sometimes wonder if Arlovski was really any good at all

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Postby Luigi » Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:22 am

The best part of the Arlovski fight isnt that Datsik KOs him, its that he lands a diving somersault kick lol
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Postby Canuckster » Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:59 pm

arlovski was mediocre, the hw division just was very weak at the time.
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