Apparently inspired by Tyler Durden, someone has updated the idea of a place where people can let out their pent up aggression on other lads’ faces for the 21st century.
The new Tinder-style app, called Rumblr, is designed so that people who want to beat the living shit out of one another can find like minded individuals.
The pitch on the app’s website, explains the whole bizarre scenario pretty succinctly: “Rumblr is an app for recreational fighters to find, meet, and fight other brawl enthusiasts nearby”.
Yes, you read that correctly, “brawl enthusiasts”. Or, as they’re sometimes known, “nobheads”.
The app is set to launch very soon and, not only does it allow amateur fighters to seek each other out, they can also compare stats – such as height, weight, experience, etc.
There’ll even be a chat tool so you can have a good old chinwag with your opponent before you punch them in the head, as well as a mapping tool to find potential opponents, and filters so you can search for specific things like “gang fights” or “girl fights”.
The most worrying part about this, is we know it will absolutely catch on. So let’s get ready to rumble, we guess…
