How many UG posters could beat FMJ in a MMA fight?

Som-Pong · Postby **Som-Pong** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:14 am

"Every poster on here benches 350lbs, squats 500lbs and routinely runs 6 min miles even though they never "really" run, and they can swim 50 meters underwater on a single breath....no need to mention the 10's they bang."

Just saw this on the UG and thought it was funny. I could bench 100 kg right now, squat 130 kg and deadlift 200 kg without warm up. I don't run and my cardio is utter shit, I'd probably be able to do 5 km in -25 minutes but I'd be throwing up and on the ground for a while after. I could easily swim 50 m in one breath with preparation, as could any decent swimmer. My swim training is mostly from the marines and we had one national-level swimmer and he blew everyone in my platoon out of the water, dude could do 150 m routinely.
I reckon Floyd would take me in an MMA fight (with prior notice) 99 times out of a 100. HOWEVER I'd reckon I'd take him one on one in a streetfight (which would never happen). I consider myself a bad ass when it comes to fighting, but no way I'd beat an ATHLETE like Mayweather if he was given even 2 weeks of prior notice.
Thing is though, that if you're a professional athlete and people around you don't put up the above numbers on the reg, then you are not being professional enough.

Luigi · Postby **Luigi** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 11:43 am

Of those who dont train, only huge guys who are in good enough shape to execute a takedown and eat a body shot on the way in. Of those who do train, anyone in shape, has decent experience, and are not manlets like May. Lets say they had 2 years of training, I dont think Floyd could negate the grappling with 2 weeks of preparation.

Edge Guerrero · Postby **Edge Guerrero** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 11:47 am

Som-Pong wrote:"Every poster on here benches 350lbs, squats 500lbs and routinely runs 6 min miles even though they never "really" run, and they can swim 50 meters underwater on a single breath....no need to mention the 10's they bang."

- You just described a lot of mans aroud the world.
I rarely saw someone benchs more thatn 100 kgs in a gym, but on the internet everyone pulls spider-man like numbers.

Btw, i was watching WWE, and the guys started looking me in disbeliefe when i said that Randy Orton would kick my ass.

Masato · Postby **Masato** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 2:46 pm

I think its unwise to underestimate him.

I just got my ass handed to me in BJJ by a 12 year old, lol. Couldn't shoot on him worth a fuck.

FMJ is stronger than a 12 year old. If you don't have a REALLY good game closing the distance imo just about anyone would be fucked. FMJ would likely land 6 punches before you even finish the shoot... and then 6 more on the way down as you sleep

So funny how the classic grappler vs boxer keeps re-cycling

Som-Pong · Postby **Som-Pong** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 4:57 am

Masato · Postby **Masato** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 10:28 am

^ truth

lol

He'd flop Floyd around like a piece of dough

Masato · Postby **Masato** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 10:30 am

Som-Pong · Postby **Som-Pong** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 11:33 pm

Yeah, but Karelin is a super heavy.

Som-Pong · Postby **Som-Pong** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 5:14 am

Now they are talking about being 6'1, 180 lbs and being unable to beat that little girl in a striking match. These have got to be some pretty pathetic dudes.

Luigi · Postby **Luigi** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:34 am

Som-Pong wrote:Now they are talking about being 6'1, 180 lbs and being unable to beat that little girl in a striking match. These have got to be some pretty pathetic dudes.

Untrained dude vs the dreaded womens atomweight world champion:

Can he last a round?!

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