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Postby Som-Pong » Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:56 am

Bloodsport is what got me into doing Kumites.

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Postby Canuckster » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:07 am

Having to see van dammes bare ass ruined it for me.
People say they all want the truth, but when they are confronted with a truth that disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it were an unwanted zombie apocalypse come to destroy civilization.

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Postby Som-Pong » Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:50 am

I hope you're kidding bro. If you're a northener man ass wont bother you unless it's a fucking goatse. Have you never had a sauna? No wonder you Americans are so boring.

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Postby Masato » Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:11 pm

You don't understand, Som... homophobia is drilled into us here in Canuckistan from birth (not Americans, but close enough lol)

What is normal to europeans/Russians etc is completely out of place and shocking here

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Postby Canuckster » Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:23 pm

I'm not homophobic in the least.

I just have zero interest in looking at bare man ass.

A testosterone fueled martial arts epic should not segue into a shot of the main protagonists hairless heiny that was included in the film only to draw in women to see it,
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Postby Masato » Mon Jan 26, 2015 3:04 pm

Oh come on he's beautiful. :)

Perhaps the gay community was a huge demographic for Van Damme films?

Canada is for sure getting way more liberal, especially lately, huge swing. But growing up this is all quite new imo. Concepts like nude or topless beaches, sharing saunas etc freaks most canadians out, straight or romo.. People here say 'sorry' in the stores when they didn't even touch you, the personal space thing is really weird.

When I first went to Brasil all these people kissing me was really bizarre.

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Postby Som-Pong » Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:48 pm

Scandinavians are also big on personal space. It's quite ridiculous really. Took me a while to getting used to sitting around drinking while a buddy has his arm over my shoulder or on my thigh or something. Now I'm quite comfortable with it. Where I grew up the saunas were co-ed and only prim pussies and guys with tiny dicks would use towels. Westerners really need to lighten up more.

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Postby Som-Pong » Fri Apr 03, 2015 10:32 am

Just found out how I got my ass kicked a couple of days ago. Apparently I was talking shit as always and a guy took exception. I said he had no chance on his own, he called an two of his friends came. I maintained that it wouldn't be fair. He made another call and then they went at it. According to my source I was mostly laughing. I think my jaw might be broken very lightly on the left side. I was confused because my knuckles were not messed up, I didn't throw a single punch. I am happy about that.

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Postby Masato » Sat Apr 04, 2015 12:44 am

Yet they will be confused and unsatisfied about it for the rest of their lives, lol

Rock on, Pong :D

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Postby Som-Pong » Sat Apr 04, 2015 4:14 am

555 I know, that's the funny part. Fighting me often ends up like that scene in fight club with Durden and the mobster.


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