Okay ill have to do this in installments unless the kids give me a break over the weekend, motherfuck school holidays.
So we were at that cabaret, I think id just sent my dessert back with some bogus complaint after throwing my leftovers in the dishcart.
The trannys were calling people up on stage, mainly guys IIRC and my GF made a big fuss about it being my bday and pointing me out to these things.
One of them came and tried dragging me up on stage saying they want to sing me happy birthday so I went up, then this other one tried sitting on my lap and all but physically threatened shim. So we leave the restaurant and my 3 fucktard friends (well two friends and one tag along) are waiting in the bar near the restaurant, here my chance I think to myself.
I invite my GF over to their bench (one world sports bar) to join them for a drink, they havent seen me at this stage and I later find out they werent actually waiting on me there just killing time.
The moment I sit down they start looking at me and cracking the fuck up cause im clearly off my tits. GF is still non the wiser so I tell her quietly that they are all "stoned" (they were fucked up on all sorts of shit by now).