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Daughter ain't lil' no mo

Postby Masato » Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:43 am

Hey all

So my daughter is finally hitting puberty, she is almost 14 she is way behind the curve most of her friends hit @ 11 or 12 lol that was fine with me

Supposedly there is this boy she likes, etc

She is great but oh man these are big changes for ol dad

Have no idea how to handle, lol

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Postby Canuckster » Tue Feb 06, 2018 1:59 am

Happy stabbing, no matter how imposing you may be, she's going to do what she's going to do. You just sit back and hope you were a good parent and she'll make good choices.
People say they all want the truth, but when they are confronted with a truth that disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it were an unwanted zombie apocalypse come to destroy civilization.

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Postby Masato » Tue Feb 06, 2018 2:00 am

I just remember all the girls that got knocked up when they were just 1 grade older, lol

she goes to highschool next year/

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Postby Canuckster » Tue Feb 06, 2018 2:21 am

Yep. Good times
People say they all want the truth, but when they are confronted with a truth that disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it were an unwanted zombie apocalypse come to destroy civilization.

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Postby Edge Guerrero » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:40 pm

Masato wrote:Hey all

So my daughter is finally hitting puberty, she is almost 14 she is way behind the curve most of her friends hit @ 11 or 12 lol that was fine with me

Supposedly there is this boy she likes, etc

She is great but oh man these are big changes for ol dad

Have no idea how to handle, lol


- You need to kick this kid ass, Boss.
You want him going around talking bad about your girl?

You can power-bomb him and turn in a R.K.O middle-air.

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Go show him youre the boss. He should fear you. His knees should tremble when he hears your name.
Because you arent a man. No youre a Apex Predator, protecting the honor of your clan.

Stop with that peacefull hippie thing and channel your winner Hell. Thats the time to search inside of your soul for your inner pro-wrestler.

Thats is what the kid is thinking now:

There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl

Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
Possible she wants you too
There is one way to ask her
It don't take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl

Sha la la la la la, my oh my
Look like the boy too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la, ain't that sad?
Ain't it a shame?
Too bad, he gonna miss the girl

Now's your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don't say a word
And she won't say a word
Until you kiss the girl

Sha la la la la la, don't be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la, don't stop now
Don't try to hide it how
You want to kiss the girl




- And that is what youre gonna gave him:

Iron birds of fortune
Adrift above the skies
Cloudy revelations
Unseen by naked eyes
Flying tools of torment
Will penetrate the sphere
Erupt the rock of ages
Bringing final fear

Instruments of destruction
Tools of foul play
It's a vile interruption
Existance drifts away

Does it really matter
When nothing really does
Grave eternal darkness
When you're, drained of every ounce
And when the nightmare's over
The final from the storm
Dust of all creation
To ashes we transform

Instruments of destruction
Tools of foul play
It's a vile interruption
Existance drifts away




- Youre aint a man now. Youre a Predator. The most dangerous one. Youre like the T-Rex from Jurassic Park 2
- Now go get that little piece of trash and break him in half!

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Don't be selfish, preserve this world for the next generations.

I'll never long for what might have been
Regret won't waste my life again
I won't look back I'll fight to remain

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Postby Masato » Wed Feb 07, 2018 4:25 pm

^ Great, lololol

:D :D

No one posts like Edge G




Kids are home because of snow day today. No electronics rule. Must be doing something right cuz they were playing a duet on recorders and are now playing outside. Good kids. Wife says this boy is nice, she read some texts says he's sweet/funny etc


My heart is breaking.

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Postby Shinkicker » Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:04 am

Masato wrote:^ Great, lololol

:D :D

No one posts like Edge G




Kids are home because of snow day today. No electronics rule. Must be doing something right cuz they were playing a duet on recorders and are now playing outside. Good kids. Wife says this boy is nice, she read some texts says he's sweet/funny etc


My heart is breaking.


My 14 year old son has a gf. It's hard, huh? They fall asleep together on facetime. It's sickening. Lol

It's hard to know when to let loose the reins. You want to shelter them from any harm but you also want them to live life.

I'm not looking forward to this first broken heart.

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Postby Vutulaki » Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:28 am

Shinkicker wrote:
Masato wrote:^ Great, lololol

:D :D

No one posts like Edge G




Kids are home because of snow day today. No electronics rule. Must be doing something right cuz they were playing a duet on recorders and are now playing outside. Good kids. Wife says this boy is nice, she read some texts says he's sweet/funny etc


My heart is breaking.


My 14 year old son has a gf. It's hard, huh? They fall asleep together on facetime. It's sickening. Lol

It's hard to know when to let loose the reins. You want to shelter them from any harm but you also want them to live life.

I'm not looking forward to this first broken heart.



Well look what the cat dragged in.... INteresting

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Postby Shinkicker » Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:59 am

Hey @Darktu

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Postby Masato » Fri Feb 09, 2018 3:15 pm

Shinkicker wrote:
Masato wrote:^ Great, lololol

:D :D

No one posts like Edge G




Kids are home because of snow day today. No electronics rule. Must be doing something right cuz they were playing a duet on recorders and are now playing outside. Good kids. Wife says this boy is nice, she read some texts says he's sweet/funny etc


My heart is breaking.


My 14 year old son has a gf. It's hard, huh? They fall asleep together on facetime. It's sickening. Lol

It's hard to know when to let loose the reins. You want to shelter them from any harm but you also want them to live life.

I'm not looking forward to this first broken heart.


Hey Shinkicker

That's what I was lookin for, some comradery :D

So you have 14 yr old son, I have a 13 year old daughter, and we live very far away from each other? We should hook them up, they could facetime all night and never see each other lol

I am trying to rationalize my fears of things that I did myself and have no regrets about. Its weird, I have this powerful desire to want my kids to be unrealistically good, it's annoying!

I think I am mostly hung up on sex gone wrong (ie; pregnancy, or unwanted sex etc... things that scar for life). But you are right simple things like dealing with heartbreak will be tough it their own way. Easy to get INTO 'relationships', but almost never easy to get out! How do they end these things as they grow and want to move on? I find lots of times people of any age get into a relationship because it feels good at the time, but end up being stuck to them past the point of value simply because they don't know how to end it or don't want to hurt the other person etc. Adults should know better but for teenagers these are complex and difficult lessons. I was always very picky about who I got involved with, every time I crossed that line growing up I always felt really stupid, lol 2 good friends got knocked up in highschool, it really gave me a reality check

I also don't know what boys are like these days, what with porn and everything. Am I naive/old fashioned to think its a similar scene than when we were that age?



Most importantly what do you think of Edge's solution? :D




haven't even thought about drugz yet. I think that will be much easier for me to talk about/prepare them. My daughter is home sick from school today and just caught me havin a spliff outside lol


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