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Re: Premonition

Postby Som-Pong » Sat Sep 30, 2017 8:22 am

Shinkicker wrote:That's what I'm saying!! Because Som made her do it....with his mind.

Go ahead....keep doubting his powers. You might find a dildo in your shopping bag.


The dildo will smell like fish.

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Postby Canuckster » Sat Sep 30, 2017 1:30 pm

I guess that would be better than finding it in my butt the night after a rough bender
People say they all want the truth, but when they are confronted with a truth that disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it were an unwanted zombie apocalypse come to destroy civilization.

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Postby Vutulaki » Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:18 pm

Canuckster wrote:I guess that would be better than finding it in my butt the night after a rough bender


nah same fishy smell out of your ass iirc

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Postby Som-Pong » Sun Oct 01, 2017 10:46 am

Vutulaki wrote:
Canuckster wrote:I guess that would be better than finding it in my butt the night after a rough bender


nah same fishy smell out of your ass iirc

When did you smell cucksters asshole?

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Postby Canuckster » Sun Oct 01, 2017 1:54 pm

Som-Pong wrote:
Vutulaki wrote:
Canuckster wrote:I guess that would be better than finding it in my butt the night after a rough bender


nah same fishy smell out of your ass iirc

When did you smell cucksters asshole?

Must have been on one of his spirit journeys
People say they all want the truth, but when they are confronted with a truth that disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it were an unwanted zombie apocalypse come to destroy civilization.

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Postby Winnson » Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:18 pm

Canuckster wrote:I'm calling bullshit on som pongs astral traveling

You can call bullshit on whatever you want. It's like saying I'm offended. It doesn't mean anything.

Call bullshit on this:
The night before Ronald Reagan got shot, I dreamed I got shot. I was always told you never died in dreams, but that night, I took a bullet in my dream. I really got shot in my dream, and it was so vivid I couldn't shut up about it. I told everyone I knew the next day, including Mum and Dad and all my brothers and sisters, and all through the day at school. I just could not get over the fact that I got shot in a dream and actually got shot!

About an hour after I'm home from school, the news reports that Reagan got shot. That freaked a lot of people out. Kek

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Postby Winnson » Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:26 pm

Canuckster wrote:
Som-Pong wrote:
Vutulaki wrote:
nah same fishy smell out of your ass iirc

When did you smell cucksters asshole?

Must have been on one of his spirit journeys


Abbos call it the dream time. Did you know they eat their babies and practically ruined all of Australia? Abbos aren't exactly the neatest, cleanest, or most long term thinkers out there, but gosh darnit, they love huffing gas! That's good enough for me.

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Postby Som-Pong » Mon Oct 02, 2017 6:07 am

Fuck I look like an old faggot. This was dinner.
Why is every file too large?

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