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by onetrickpony
Fri Apr 12, 2019 2:18 am
Forum: Anarchy Zone
Topic: The Parenting Thread...
Replies: 221
Views: 118090

Re: The Parenting Thread...

The sort of dad she wants may not be the dad she needs. There are things that I remember about my dad that I love now but hated then. Like he used to flick the porch light on and off as soon as I got home from a date Until I came in the house and not kiss the boy. Lol A few things I'd recommend fro...
by onetrickpony
Fri Apr 12, 2019 2:14 am
Forum: Super Dojo
Topic: Hot WMMA weigh in...very hot
Replies: 4
Views: 3613

Re: Hot WMMA weigh in...very hot

I find black lipstick a bigger turn off than big tattoos Most any lipstick really. Women find that weird but I think making yourself look like a clown is weird Give me natural https://media.giphy.com/media/Qqq8b2K5qsg8M/giphy.gif https://i.pinimg.com/736x/18/f5/15/18f51575ecec44a7ceb872bbd44fa0a6.j...
by onetrickpony
Fri Apr 12, 2019 12:28 am
Forum: Anarchy Zone
Topic: The Parenting Thread...
Replies: 221
Views: 118090

Re: The Parenting Thread...

My son figured out how to ride his bike today with no hands, and no helmet Terrifying lol - I don't know who to be more concerned about :D As for my daughter I am trying to contemplate what sort of dad a 14 year old girl would WANT to have, what would be the best from their perspective (vs what the...
by onetrickpony
Fri Apr 12, 2019 12:19 am
Forum: Anarchy Zone
Topic: The Parenting Thread...
Replies: 221
Views: 118090

Re: The Parenting Thread...

My son figured out how to ride his bike today with no hands, and no helmet Terrifying lol - I don't know who to be more concerned about :D As for my daughter I am trying to contemplate what sort of dad a 14 year old girl would WANT to have, what would be the best from their perspective (vs what the...
by onetrickpony
Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:56 am
Forum: Anarchy Zone
Topic: The Parenting Thread...
Replies: 221
Views: 118090

Re: The Parenting Thread...

One of my good friends had a daughter last week and this is the text I sent him. That thing is a parasite that has been feeding off your wife for the last 9 months. Once it is extracted from your wife’s body it will immediately destroy your life and any casual, plus some long term relationships with...
by onetrickpony
Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:51 am
Forum: Anarchy Zone
Topic: The Parenting Thread...
Replies: 221
Views: 118090

Re: The Parenting Thread...

Shinkicker wrote:I do feel for you though. I can't imagine what it's like for a Dad when it comes to his daughter .

God help the first boy that my daughter brings home. She turns 2 in August (so hopefully I’ve got a long wait) and I’m already devising ways to scare the living fuck out of him.
by onetrickpony
Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:47 am
Forum: Anarchy Zone
Topic: The Parenting Thread...
Replies: 221
Views: 118090

Re: The Parenting Thread...

Shinkicker wrote:
Masato wrote:So my daughter has a boyfriend.

Go easy on me folks, lol

I doubt anything you can say will take this dagger out of my chest


Is she on the pill?


God damn shinkicker. Why are you always such a cunt?

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